Quotes Of The Week

Tori is playing with her cooker and picnic play set and decides to wander over and start prodding Arthur with a pair of forks.

Mummy: Tori, leave him alone.

Tori: But my forking him.

Mummy: *trying to keep a straight face* Arthur doesn’t want forking, just leave him be.

Tori: *nodding* My fork him nicely like a good girl.

Mummy: *bursts out laughing, no longer able to continue the conversation*

Tori: *wanders off looking confused*